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1.Second landlord asks me Did U Eat Anyting Yet? I say No.
So U Didn repeated after she listens ' T Eat Anyting. I say Yes...
Did landlord old lady hesitate to fall to ask Did U Eat again? I say No. She says So U Didn then ' T Eat.
I say Yes...
Reckon she wanted to break down at that time
2.Just went to work before long, the A/R that has a company calls will press check, my abide exemple asked he is the company between where those who hit, that male very polite say: "This Is Xxx Calling From Beach Brother. " understood very happy, because be opposite,nevertheless company name is returned not ripe, the heart wants to come down with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes note first company name, so as to save next forgetting, between get dizzy with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes success, suitable mouth begins the name of MBT Women's Shoes spelling family company, still say priggishly: " B.i.t.c.h... Bitch, correct? " . . . . . That male still fail to keep back eventually fury, cry to me like growl of MBT Women's Shoes approximate Yu Nu: " NO! ! ! B.E.A.C.H... . .BEACH! ! ! ! ! ! !!
Next in a year, had not had any business dealings with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes this company again... sweat
3.When reading lingustic school, one brother loves to tell very much, with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes English of MBT Women's Shoes Mr. Esl chatting training [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], buccal foam horizontal stroke flew a long time, that teacher is very angry say Dont Speak Chinese To Me.
4.When working, one grows very high very strong foreigner wants maly to make an appointment with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes me to go out, my true to the person of MBT Women's Shoes the sort of MBT Women's Shoes appearance disinclination, do not know how to should refuse again, said finally: I ' M Only Sixteen. He is mad.
5.Skytrain is multiplied in Wengehua before my boy friend when, wife of MBT Women's Shoes a white man says: I Am Sorry. He says directly: You Are Welcome. The other side stayed.
6.My friend, want to cook in the home, there is oil in the home, went to a supermarket buying a bottle, firing, put oil, begin to appear in boiler next a large number of MBT Women's Shoes bubble, burned then rise. . . Ask landlord later, what he buys is the essence that wash clean. . .
7.Hit Painball for the first time with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes the foreigner, those who play is those who snatch a flag the sort of. Because play for the first time, follow a teammate that looks very professional to run all the time, hiding all the way the Base that bullet runs to the other side. Our person was hanged, the other side with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes respect to remnant a person is visitting old home. Listened to that foreigner to say one pile term with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes me, I also was not understood. He sees me did not understand say with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes me: It ' S Easy Just Cover Me When I Go Out. Said to call Cover Me! Ran out next, I also do not know him is to make me covering he, did not wait for me to want to be clear that he ran. I pull a canvas from a case with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes respect to conveniently, lose his head to go up, covered him. As a result he sacrificed gloriously. Major at that time person was hanged, fight is watched by. Everybody laughs bent over.
8.Just came, got lost, ask girl of MBT Women's Shoes one foreign country the way home
The family told me, I want to say Thank You comes originally
The result said Fuck You
Family girl face immediately white
...
Later [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I say Thanks, dare not say Thank You, to now it is
9.Knowing last is what thing my rile, situation is urgent under I should say originally: FUCK YOU! ! But say FUCK ME however! ! ! That foreigner began to be stupefied, he says later: U Wanna Say Fuck Me? ? OR Fuck You? ? Dizzy... I did not have even affray imposing manner.
10.Tell the joke of MBT Women's Shoes my husband: Crossed the Valentine's Day last year, I let him buy bit of MBT Women's Shoes steak. Before going out, be afraid that he forgets, give wrote a piece of MBT Women's Shoes scrip. When having a meal, he says he goes when LOBLAW buys steak, say two T-BACK beefsteak to counterjumper [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], counterjumper is stupefied, it is clear that he thinks counterjumper did not listen, repeated again, t-BACK STEAK PLEASE! Counterjumper was heard this, immediately petrifaction! My husband sees counterjumper is stupefied over, the scrip that writes me at once gives the past, that boy looks, ** : T-BONE STEAK! Be turn for my husband petrifaction this time, awkward unceasingly!
11.A good friend just came to Canada [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], one day thirsty want to drink coke. Go facilitating inn is very loud say EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE COKE? But my friend just went abroad, english still has very heavy oral speech sound, the COKE of MBT Women's Shoes when everything is all right lets her spoke out to become EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE COCK? Merchant listens one Jing one suddenly, say again and again: WHAT? ? ? WHAT? Final merchant figures out eventually she wants to drink coke, fund money after two Qing Dynasty, seeing my friend most is will arrive suddenly first, of MBT Women's Shoes very good still heart after saying to my friend, go buying coke to cannot ask others has COCK again, in that way very misunderstanding letting a person! Originally my friend did not know completely to produce what job, but wish to look for a ground to seam immediately after merchant explanation,get! Very long later period of MBT Women's Shoes time does not drink coke [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
12.When just coming, have a meal once with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes a brother, show the small dish that writes full desk to remain draws a circle to ask the service gives birth to How Much at the same time at the same time after that eldest brother is satiate, all This, how Much? Serve those who give birth to facial features twist to look write him. . . . . I couldn't help really finally, accuse a service to be born say he wants to buy sheet, after as a result the service is born [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he returns in a bad mood, service saying a person is born with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes fast understood I make what fork. . .
13.When I just came, neighbour child sees I say What with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes me ' S Up. Did my interrogative face sky look a long time to say an Up next? That child is not had immediately language.
14.Old black what say with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes me is Sup... . I was not understood... . I also am answered, ~~~ of MBT Women's Shoes a twenty-five-stringed plucked instrument
15.When just coming, see doorway of MBT Women's Shoes a lot of MBT Women's Shoes edifices has Smoke Free... . . of MBT Women's Shoes my from the bottom of MBT Women's Shoes one's heart plaint. . Canada is good, smoking is free... friend that sweat...
16.Still be to go once MC, how does the English that asks a friend sundae say, he says is transliteration Sundae [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my suddenly see the light, suddenly be enlightened, very self-confident said... . Does that grandma former times call Nancy? Friend on the MBT Sport Grey Men��s Shoes spot gush coke... ...
17.Is elementary school in how does when home just learned English, the teacher ask everybody potato says with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes English one day?
All classmate's very orderly answer " Today "
18.Call for the first time call TAXI...
The other side asks Where You From... . . I answer CHINA, it is strange to still be in call Taxi to still divide citizenship ~ ? The other side may think I am in do laugh, very depressed say Sorry, we Can Not Do That... . . I listen... fire is big... how to have the colour bar. . Ask: Why~ ? Arris of MBT Women's Shoes the other side a long time, hanged... . .
19.The thing of MBT Women's Shoes my friend, have bout, she goes buying Pizza, the family asks she picks burden.
She wants Mushroom, as a result she says) of MBT Women's Shoes MashMaro(scampish hare, the other people became crazy ~~
20.Say to hear the joke that come
Just arrived the friend of MBT Women's Shoes US, went to new York, want to see free goddess, but do not know a way. Then one is caught in roadside white old
�C Hi, do You Know Where Is The Free Woman?
Often was stupefied a long time in vain, fumble
�C I... Don ' T Know... Tell Me When You Know It.
21.The From / To that write a letter is written turned over, mailed two days to return him home... ... ... .
22.Go one day Kfc, want potato mud, won't say, call Potato Sauce painstakingly with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes Cashier over,
She thinks I am foolish, next, give me [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 8 bags of MBT Women's Shoes Ketchup... . .
Was distained ~~~~~
23.Foreigner cupping is helped in Canada, but cupping jar is dropped very easily, my English is bad, my explanation says You Have Too Much Fur. After he listened, laugh: It Is Hair, not Fur, fur Is For Animal. I also laughed to rise.
24.The HOUSE that sees I live one day inserted individual photograph beat before the door, think landlord wants to sell a house, the person on the MBT Sport Grey Men��s Shoes photograph is house property broker.
The following day day, discover suddenly, all round one is inserted to go up same brand, the heart thinks this broker is fierce. Went out to turn one day to feel incorrect, the point that reachs is he is selling a house, too N, had not seen the house of MBT Women's Shoes whole town gave a broker monopoly between one night... . Consider to just know, election advertisement... . Sweat
25.Friend old father quarrels with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes one spirit fellow, spirit fellow scolds FUCK, he is ferocious time: DOUBLE FUCK is fierce ah ~
26.What person is not known when my friend just came, try to make friend on the MBT Sport Grey Men��s Shoes class so, a day, feel person of MBT Women's Shoes brother of MBT Women's Shoes one white man has been held out,
Want family telephone number then, become a friend in the future, ask then: HOW MANY IS YOU PHONE NUMBER?
The white man says: TEN. (Canadian number is 10)
27.The individual will return money, go to a bank saying where to turn directly from him Zhang comes over, such he saying: "Put My Card Money To Her Card "
- - | | ... the employee that sees that Bank next, whole facial features twists posse. . Laugh well
28.When just coming, go BURGER KING goes having a meal, nod hamburger, the family asks I want sauce not, I say to want, the family asks, which kinds? I forgot ketchup said how, thought a long time, thought up a JAM, the family still is understood not [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], last feel wronged and act rashly say, IT ' S UP TO YOU.
29.Just will go ESL, JOB FAIR goes after asking for leave with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes the teacher. Come back does the teacher ask on the MBT Sport Grey Men��s Shoes class how?
I want to say too much foreigner. Answered: TOO MANY FORIENGERS!
The teacher says: YOU ARE THE FORIENGER IN CANADA.
30.Bar goes playing when just coming to Canada. . And still took a beautiful beauty to go, she stayed in abroad period of MBT Women's Shoes time. . . I see her very the appearance of MBT Women's Shoes condole, what then I install is very handsome, go by a plan to ask her to drink, then I ask her, drink what wine, she says. . Sex on the MBT Sport Grey Men��s Shoes Beach... but very noisy at that time, I also press a root not to know public house in what wine name, listen into Son of MBT Women's Shoes Bitch... I also was stupefied to fall at that time, next the Bartender with MBT Kaya Women's Shoes very sexy stage has been in wait for me to make wine, I turn round aloud cries, can I Have A Son of MBT Women's Shoes Bitch... . Next. . I do not think farewell is recalled