Dołączył: 30 Sie 2010
Przeczytał: 0 tematów
|Wysłany: Pon 15:27, 27 Wrz 2010 Temat postu: MAC Joke
People laugh? Or laugh at? _4900
Joke? Smiling people? Or laugh at?
combatants - soldiers escape - is mercenaries give up - is the hope that they will do soldiers deserted to avoid - not to give up your individuality - not my personal
a fan for several nights to see live football matches have insomnia. So he came to clinic to prescribe medicine. Doctor's advice: Try sleeping pills now! Night one. Fans say: that I eat tomorrow! Tonight in this ball is final.
A marriage proposal to girlfriend: You will marry me! I have a handsome Andy Lau, Leon Lai's arrogance, Guo Fuze City domineering, Jacky Cheung of talent. Girlfriend: You say they are elderly people. I am not married to the elderly. A faint.
single men and women
two single women and men met after a week into the marriage hall. Honeymoon back his wife curiously asked: Why are you so anxious to marry me? He answered: You said that I did not marry your daughter, she would not marry my son.
cat and mouse story (1)
marriage of Tom and Jerry cat mouse on hearing of dollars from, call the old drink to become the eyes of everyone good husband. Curious asked why the dog mice? Mouse has a look of perverting the said: she looks at me to eat fish at every turn. I can well-behaved it?
cat and mouse story (2)
cat and mouse divorced soon after marriage. Dog Q: Why and cats to get married? Mouse: At that time did not marry a cat, cat eating me, it was four pests. Innocence. Now if the cat eating me, and what is the murder of ex-husband. Capital offense. I can not let the cat eat for free
discharged mental patients, the doctors decided to test him to three questions. The doctor asked: sheep eat people? Patient A: You can not. Doctors nodded Q: People can eat the sheep you? The patient answered: Yes. Doctors forced nodded Q: Why do people can eat the sheep? Patients seriously A: Last night I ate mutton hot pot is a doctor smiled and said, ah ~: You can go home. Who would have thought the patient out the door in, murmured: At a time when I bite the sheep, the sheep has been Hanteng!
lamb hurry home, said: Mom, mom to buy me a pair of pants now! When the wolf always looking at class my thigh, it seems like me. So her mother to lamb sheep bought a pair of pants. Who knows, unfortunately it happens. The wolf seized the sheep, sheep to be put in pot of boiling time, to say the final language, \missing after her mother know that suffering are neither lamb,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], why I do not give children Dilated weasel ah! ! ! ! ~ ~
after Cinderella married the prince wanted a child, so she asked the Prince: Prince, I want a child! Prince shaking his head Tao: that no, there is a fairy tale world, the reader is not promised. Cinderella \Helpless prince said: My dear, such as \
wife stuttering: I bought a knife Con. Husband impatient: do not read the old knives, free go get a dog barking. Results that will soon become one: Do not nag, bother jumping barking. Wife really jumped. Husband anxious to let the dog dog dropped Qu Han I accompany you
A see an old man sighed. Then asked the reasons for the elderly sigh. Said the old man: 50 years ago, a woman who ran away from home. So 50 years after that? A. asked. Old answer: I am still waiting after 50 years, my mom came back.
coming to a beautiful red bird, tree Bluebird very happy. As a result, Blue Jays and the Red Birds are very concerned about the care, six months after the Blue Jays the courage to propose to the red birds. Red Birds answer: a Man, look at, I have in front of the tail
meet the concerns of users
hope we do not appear to meet three conditions: 1. You are a minor, fear of people tell me **** you 2. You are the child's mother, afraid for the mother of your children grow up revenge 3. You are the police, afraid you undercover arrested my satyr
A Q: Can simple words describe the before and after marriage you? B A marriage: Yangruhukou, driven to revolt, humiliation, Goujutousheng. B. A marriage: population of blood dried, punched, kicked, despair, death-defying
bear encounter wolves, bears eat wolves, wolves Q: You are not just eating chicken it? Bear A : chicken, eaten by the fox. Wolf added: you can eat fox ah! Bear Road was shaking his head: fox eat chicken got bird flu, now I can eat you
street old daughter asked: mother's My sister is smaller than the skirt. Mom: This is the sister family was poor, can not afford a big skirt. The daughter said: You overtime last night,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I saw dads with a poor sister to our family of
boyfriend asked his girlfriend before marriage: you name Fu it? Girlfriend answered: I am happy. Marriage, the husband asked his wife: you happy? He answered: My name is Fu. Divorce, was asked what their last name? They loudly: We are all surnamed Fu, is not happy
man bought a pen to the woman, so she wrote eachother. Woman sent a man a piece of paper, so that he always put words to write this paper in her. Marriage night, a man: What I write slightly. Woman A: Do not dirty linen
man said: I love you. Woman said: I hate you. The man asked: Why? Woman A: I hate you, because every moment I miss you, I Haohen you are. Man Road: then I'll love you more, just to make you hate my whole life
mouse dog and cat to visit their new home, the room was empty, a large dinner plate is bed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and plate the following two boxes is the bed legs, a box is the chili sauce, peanut butter one box, each bed hung with a bone knife. Knife and fork were engraved with a blood red couplet: on United, you love me, I may not love you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the second line, you do not love me, I will eat you scroll reads: both positive and negative cat is the winner
In a scientific presentation ceremony,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the reporters interviewed Chemistry Prize winner Dr. Lee. Reporter excited Q: What kind of power driving the road of science, Dr. you go farther and farther. Dr. wronged Road: After college when I could not find work, idle is idle.
forest to live in. A new bird, the fox so cunning and bird cotton initiative. Fox asked: How many people are inside your home ah? Bird: The three people, adoptive father and two brothers. Fox thought the instrument allows to dinner meal. So, the fox asked: Can you tell his family I know it? Certainly. The results of the elephant lion tiger.
an old man fishing in the river, soon old right hand above the environments to catch a small fish fishing rod, while the elderly left hand slowly pulled from the water the fish nets, nets roads are the big fish, old mouth smiled. Fishing is the original old people leave, net the fish is real, fishing originally wanted the fish are attracted Bale ~ good terror network, a good old horror.
a young couple sitting on park bench KISS,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], kissed girls, boys and asked: how feel like? Girls are laughing: A very sweet ~ Who knows happens to be passing-year-old boy Jun Jun see that his own decisions and kissed the edge-year-old girl Yan Yan. Suddenly, Yan Yan. . A pair of ~ just pick up the Junjun a slap in the face, ~ and angry said: hate ~ you actually bite people! Reluctantly burst into tears immediately Junjun cry Road: your. . . You feel it? Yan Yan replied: It felt, hands hurt
way to school, Wenwen asked a long question Qiangqiang: Last night I asked my father to your house also work in this, how he came back his face anger? Qiangqiang Church Road: that man is your father? I have one at home, thought it was thieves, so call the alarm
A eat a fly, then got cold Road Chef: Do you get flies to eat the store? Cook to accompany smiles: You lucky s good ~ so they ordered a meal after eating a few Road, left. Chef Jingwen reasons,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], A A: I was lucky
1) love your skin is white and thin light. Love your mountains are rounded upright. Love your stream is lovely rain, ah! Let me blend with your body. Let me with your inti[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]y. I would want burnt to your tongue! Shanghai dumplings
2) I was iron, not refined into steel is not. I am the vinegar, do not drink I do not know Weisuan. I dress, do not try I do not know height. I am the light, do not point not to light. You hit me. You try me. You wear me. You burn me.
3) will be cooking at home marry outside to find the best look. Accompanied a very capable side. Dream of leaving a special memorial
4) makes sense to say that reason. Unreasonable also talk about the truth. Is the reason too quickly found reason. Is not a reason, do not jump deny truth. We must grasp the truth to seize the truth. Should understand this logic of reason. Collapsed
5) vitality. Maintain the momentum. Maintain the heat. Deep love can love for a long time. Love all, love to tie. Please do not ignore me, please do not keep their distance. Try to touch the lower lip upper lip. Spoken words would be: I love you
6) to play to play. Book to look at. Every day like I do not want broken. Temper must be changed. Quilt to be drying. Cheating does not fail. Oh! Wrong, wrong. Should be efforts to study non-burnout.
7) fall in love, do not fear failure. Find a job, do not worry about passing. Ideas,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], to learn strong. A little confused, do not panic. Stop and think about it. Looked up the direction. I will give you the shoulder, and I will give you strength.
   Next
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
Post został pochwalony 0 razy